Laughter is the best tonic....
Enjoy All Time Greatest Santa-Banta Jokes......
Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
(Bolo Tara rara….)
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa(after thinking a while): Why don't u cook something else?
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.
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