Teacher - Kabir ka koi doha sunao.

Little Marwari Child - "Kabiro salo bawro,

Doha diyo banaye,

Khud to salo Khisak gayo,

Manne diyo Fassaye."

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Duniya me kabhi kisi achche insaan ki talaash mat karo,

wo tumhe dunia ki bheed me kahin nahi milega.....

kyonki....
kyonki....
kyonki....
kyonki....

kyonki “HUM” mostly ghar par hi rehte hain.

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Mountain Dew’s Advertisement : -Come lets do something Dangerous.
Lets KISS girlfriend in front of wife. Darr sabko lagta hai par darr ke aage jeet hai

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Arz kiya hai – baith kar mehbooba ki zulfon ke saaye me aisa josh aaya,

Wah

Wah

Wah

Wah

Wah

Wah

Fir kya?

Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U me hosh aaya.

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Girlfriend - Chand kahan hai?

Boyfriend - Chand to hai, EK tum aur Ek upar.


After marriage

Wife - Chand kahan hai?

Pati – Andhi hai? Wo upar kya tera baap bulb jala ke baitha hai.

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Doctor : Santaji aapki kidneys fail ho gayee hain.

Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

What a joke?

Meri kidneys ne to kabhi paper diya hi nahi to fail kaise ho gayee..?


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Mr Bean puts his pencil into a horlicks bottle


Y?

Y?

Y?

To make the pencil taller, stronger & sharper.

He is sooo intelligent, just like you.

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Wife – Jab main gaana gati hun to aap balcony me kyon chale jaate ho?

Husband – Taaki muhalle wale ye na samjhein ki mai tumhara gala daba raha hun.