Arz Kiya Hai - Part 2

Laughter is the best tonic....
Enjoy These Funny Shayaries in Hindi/Urdu......

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga…
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga….
Jab Dono Ke Joote Padhe Mujhe...
To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!
(Wah Wah Wah Wah….. bhai sahab, joota kaun se brand ka tha?)

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana . . . .
(Maa Kasam bheja ghum gaya….)




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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichaa deta hoonWoh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichaa deta hoon.Uske jaane ke baad wo sab note utha leta hoon.
(Udhaari ke paise hai baba… wapas karna padhata hai…)

Door se dekha to koi dikha hi nahi….
Door se dekha to koi dikha hi nahi….
Pass se dekha to waha koi tha hi nahi…..
(Wah Wah…. Bhai jaan aapne aanko ka ilaaz karwa hi lo aap).

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,Hai tu agar mera dilbar,To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.

Jab jab ghira baadal, teri yaad aayi,Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad aayi,Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad aayi,Kyu naa aaye teri yaad?Tune meri chhatri jo abtak nahi lautai…

Nurse: Santa ji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Santa Singh: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!