Arz Kiya Hai.....

Laughter is the best tonic.....
Enjoy These Funny Shayaries in Hindi/Urdu......

Maathe Pe Lahu, Sir Pe Ret....
(Gaur Pharmaaiye...)
Maathe Pe Lahu, Sire Pe Ret...
Kyuki Sajini Ne Phool Mara Hai, GAMALA SAMET!!!
(Can you please call the ambulance???)

Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Thought of the day: “agar aap bus pe chadein…yaa phir bus aap pe chadein….dono case mai ticket aapka hi kat tha hai….

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.

Veeru:basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna.
Sardarji sitting with his dog in d theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.

GHUNGHAT MEIN TUJHE DEKHA TO....
GHUNGHAT MEIN TUJHE DEKHA TO....
TUMHARA DEEWANA HUA,
SANGEET KA TARANA HUA,
SHAMA KA PARWANA HUA,
PAR JAISE HI GHUNGHAT UTHAYA,
IS DOONIYA SE RAVANA HUA
(Ram Naam Satya Hai....)

Kaun Kahata hai ki Kayamat Aayegi Aur Sab Mar Jayenge.....
(Gaur Pharmaaiye...)
Kaun Kahata hai ki Kayamat Aayegi Aur Sab Mar Jayenge.....
Hum To Raipur Wale Hai, Pedh (Tree) Par Chad Jayenge.....
(Laa Re Seedhhi laa.....)



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